Recap: 24: Day 2: 2AM-3AM

Getting ready for NekkidBondage!Kief

2 AM - Very Nekkid Jack (3 AM)

~ Eeee!! Jacob Carter!! (Sorry. SG1 moment there) I mean, General Gratz. Weeeee!!!

~ How convenient that whenever Jack needs Palmer, he's in a meeting. Stupid President. Grrr. Pooh would drop everything and anything for Jack.

~ Definite HoYay in the Tony/Jack convo. Heh.

~ Seriously. Who. The. Heck. Is. Danny!

~ Hee! Jack told Kate to get up against the wall. Oh, darn. Not what I was thinking. Hrmph. I don't know... Kate just seems so... stone-faced sometimes. Dude, girl, that's Jack standing in front of you. He's like a Sex God.

Commercial break for X2Gasms. Mmmm.

~ Tough choice, Palmer. Put more trust in Tony's doubt or Jack's confidence in the chip? Let's think about this for about a nanosecond. Oh yeah... Lynne looks and acts sketchier, but it's definitely Mike who's the bad. Unless it's the other way around. Then that's what I meant.

~ Dude. Tony was totally posing with the crutches. Yum. And of course, Michelle - who has hormones like the rest of us - goes right to him.

~ Where's the NekkidJack, dammit?

~ Mmmm. RunningJack. Mmmm. ShootingJack. Oy. ZappedJack. Ouch.

~ Oh, HELL YEAH!! Nekkid!Jack. Rowr. Even if he is all pukey. Ack! It's ThatGuy, whatever his name is. The creepy dude. From Alias. Crap. Grrr. Damn PoohSenility!

~ Dude. Duuuuuuude. Did I spy something I wasn't supposed to? Must rewind and play in slo-mo. Heh. Oh yeah, definitely in slo-mo later. Come on!! MORE Nekkid!Bondage!Jack. Um... what does that guy think he's going to do with that scalpel? For starters... it's much too small. :sob: My poor NekkidKiefer!!

~ Girl fight! Damn. Tony must not be a real guy if he didn't let that one play out. Ugh. Michelle's got a sob story. So Danny's her bro? And Carrie was her friend? And Carrie screwed over Danny? So now Michelle hates her? But that's so... That's so f'ing boring! Would have been more interesting and more twisty if there had been a Michelle/Carrie screwing...over... thing. Gawd, extra characters I could care less about. At least Kim isn't in this ep.

~ Danny? There's something called "acting," and then there's you. Everyone's down here, and you're way over the top. Stop it. Kim's not in this ep so you don't need to compete with her for the stupidest character ever on this show.

~ Argh! No Lynne and Mike. No! Bring back the S&M!Kief. Dude, Mike is soooo working Lynne.

~ Michelle's got the chin quiver down. Cue: Tony kissage. Is the fact that they match considered a possible anvil? Shut up, Michelle, and let Tony comfort you. AH! Where's Kate? Dammit, where is that non-jumping, non-opportunity-taking woman? She needs to take some pointers from Michelle.

~ Mmm. KieferChest. Kiefer trembling. Kiefer Very Nekkid. Tortured!Kiefer. Kiefer all sweaty and lovely and in pain. Oh oh. Kiefer on fire. Heh. Bad guy trying to save Kiefer. Bad guy being won over by the wonderful nekkidness that is the Kief.

~ Yep. Mike's the baddie. So called that one. Always knew he was up to no good ever since last season. It's the smarm. Yep, definitely. The CC says: Lynne growls. Um, ok. Doesn't she have a cell on her?

~ Dude. Totally called that redneck thing on Yusef. *yawn* I know there's 24 episodes, but really... must so many things be so damn predictable?

~ Heh. Inter-office phone sex. Lurvely. Aren't there rules?? Especially now that Tony's head honcho? Please don't pull the Sydney/Vaughn shit.

~ Hmm. Too much NekkidKiefer is making that thing in his mouth look pretty damn phallic now. *hides face in shame* Oh, look. UnconciousKief. That's what he usually looks like after I'm done with him. Erm... I mean, nevermind. Oh, don't worry. Jack's just gone into a deep meditative state so it only seems like he's dead. It'll all become clear next week. :)

Commercial Break: Okay, I've had really bad experiences with MCI, but hearing Kiefer's Voice-o-Sex in the commercials is making me rethink my hatred of that particular company. I'm so easy.

Next week: Yay! More Nekkid!Kiefer. Life is good. But not for Lynne, cuz that splat looked like it hurt. Ouch.